Monday, November 14, 2011

Dog Haikus

I ran across this the other day and thought I would share since so many of your are dog lovers.  Aplogies to the unattributed author.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle

I Hate my choke chain-
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack  Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and
Deny it.
No human could
Love you as much I do

The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there.
Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

My owners' mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.


  1. Those were precious. I love dogs.

  2. maybe should make a trip to AZ...seems like there are so many rvs for sale...and by owner which I think would save lots of $$$ . Four windows with a view (on my side bar) is thinking of trading up...she is full timing it and wants bigger...she might give you a a good deal.

  3. These are great. I remember when my daughter was writing Haikus in high school. She thought they were so neat. I'm going to e-mail her these. She will especially appreciate the first one, her dog leaves tiny puddles due to extreme happiness when they come home. ;)

  4. Oh that was good Kim.

  5. Oh those tootsie rolls, my dogs love them! Ick.


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